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Thursday, December 12, 2002
Top Ten Signs Santa Hates You
Your stocking is ticking
Every kid gets a candy cane, you get a ball of rusty
barbed wire
He brings you a new car -- right through the living room wall
His expression doesn't seem to be "jolly" so
much as "seething and vengeful"
FBI bursts into your house saying, "We got a tip
from Santa Claus you're hiding Mullah Omar"
You're being stalked by an elf hitman
You spend ten minutes telling him what you want -- he
says, "Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"
Only item he leaves: a note reading "Your wife was great"
"Gift" he just gave you -- 2 weeks on a Disney
cruise with Trent Lott
His distinctive laugh: "Ho, ho, go screw yourself"
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