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Friday, December 13, 2002
Top Ten Ways New York City Is Preparing For A Transit Strike
Urging people to steal cars now, before the big rush
To attract passengers, cab drivers chipping in on one can
of air freshener
For an extra two dollars, hot dog vendors will push you
around on their cart
The city is recommending that New Yorkers take Boston's
public transportation instead
Printing new signs: "Subway Closed -- Please Urinate
On Sidewalks"
Three words: hookers on bikes
Confused Subway sandwich shop workers excited to get a few
weeks off
Staffers already making up excuses why they can't carpool
with Regis
Saddling the rats
New ad campaign: "Walk, Lardass"
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Give every one of them crazy Harry Potter flying brooms
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Moving everything closer together
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Sports fans now staying home to watch the Knicks lose on TV
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Carjackers must work in teams of three or more
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Experimenting sending the buses out with no drivers
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
