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Monday, August 04, 2003
Top Ten Real Reasons Colin Powell Is Stepping Down
Tough to get anything done when boss is on vacation six
months a year
Whenever it's Rumsfeld's turn to pay the pizza guy, he
always seems to have left his wallet at NORAD
Fed up after being overlooked on Secretary's Day three
years in a row
Got a better offer from the North Korean government
Angered because Bush would not let him hire State
Department dancers
According to long-term weather forecasts, 2005 will be a
great year for golf
Doesn't want to miss a second of CBS smash hit "Cupid"
Wants to open his own State Department
Just attended a seminar about how anyone can get rich
buying real estate with no money down
New Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez movie made him lose the
will to do anything
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
