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Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Top Ten Things Overheard at Schwarzenegger Campaign Headquarters
"It's pronounced 'Gu-ber-na-tor-ee-al'"
"Your wife called to say there's no way in hell she's
voting for you"
"Kids don't need subsidized school lunches -- they
need mass-building protein power supplements"
"Remember, when you're shaking hands, ease up if you
hear cracking"
"Good news! Lou Ferrigno just endorsed us!"
"Don't worry -- Mars isn't close enough to hurt you"
"I'm not sure saying 'Hasta la vista, baby'
constitutes an outreach to Hispanic voters"
"Who's the actor who plays Gray Davis?"
"Arnold got his head caught in the Soloflex again"
"You've lived here for 35 years. Why do you have an accent?"
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"I will only debate if it's moderated by someone from
'Entertainment Tonight'"
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"No, I don't think we should spend much time
campaigning in Nevada"
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"Wanna see something funny? Go ask Schwarzenegger
what we should do about health care reform"
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"Remind me again why the cop had to be there in kindergarten?"
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"Maybe instead of a debate we could challenge
everyone to clean-and-jerk"
Sacha Baron Cohen Interviews a Terrorist The "Bruno" star tells how he found a real terrorist for his new film.
