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Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Top Ten Real Reasons We're Not Playing In The U.S. Open
presented by Serena & Venus Williams
"Due to the bad economy, this year's winner only gets
thirty bucks"
"Last year, a dozen players were carried off by giant
West Nile mosquitoes"
"We can't give you any details, but we're very close
to catching Saddam"
"You can only hit a ball over the net so many times
without getting bored silly"
"I heard the Jets need a quarterback"
"We're spending our time in the lab developing a
third, even more powerful Williams sister"
"What? The U.S. Open is this week?"
"Can't concentrate on game with Mars so close to Earth"
"For once we thought we'd give the other players a chance"
"Surprise! We're running for Governor of California"
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
