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Thursday, August 28, 2003

Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations For Mars Being Close To Earth
  
Somebody must have left their vacuum cleaner running
Damn red planet -- you never could trust the Russkies
I want pie
Who cares? I'm gonna go shoot rats at the dump
Mars? Oh, I thought you said Marv
The whole galaxy's coming running for Applebee's honey barbecue rib tips
Did you say something about marshmallows?
Chewbacca -- HELLLLP!
Seriously, you got marshmallows?
Earth is being Punk'd
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