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Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine
"This is the printing company. Your wedding
announcements are ready"
"Hey, it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or
did I?"
"It's the printing company. Your annulment
announcements are ready"
"Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you
were taking the other night."
"So other than the embarrassing marriage and
annulment, how was Vegas?"
"Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to
get attention. Just have sex on the internet."
"This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of
hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."
"Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an
annulment, hit him with a bottle."
"It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like
a genius."
"Pete Rose here. I bet 10,000 dollars on your
marriage lasting a week"
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Sorry! No Top Ten extras tonight!
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
