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Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Top Ten Things I'd Like To Get Off My Chest Now That I'm in
the Baseball Hall of Fame (As presented by Paul Moliter
and Dennis Eckersley)
"Once after I hit a grand slam I kissed the umpire on
the mouth"
"In case there's any confusion, when I die, please
don't freeze me"
"On July 17, 1984, I told the manager I pulled a
hamstring and I went to see 'Ghostbusters'"
"Thank God I was never a Devil Ray"
"I joined a gym so I can continue to shower with men"
"Forget all that stuff during contract negotiations
-- I was seriously, seriously overpaid"
"I traded my 1993 World Series ring for two front row
tickets to a Jethro Tull concert"
"Once a guy made a joke about the mustache so I beat
him to death with a Fungo Bat"
"During difficult times in my life I rebroadcast or
retransmitted games without the express written consent of
Major League Baseball"
"Earlier today, I married Britney Spears"
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