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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, January 08, 2004
Top Ten Things I Have Learned Interning At the LATE
SHOW (As presented by the LATE SHOW interns)
"Television is a magical dreamland of paying delivery
guys and replacing toner cartridges"
"Late Show T-shirts are made in a
sweatshop under the Ed Sullivan Theater"
" hours of work go into writing Dave's so-called 'fan mail'"
" differences allow you to distinguish Dave's twin
poodles, Chablis and Chardonnay"
"Any idiot can become famous if they own a suit and
can read a cue card"
"New York is a wonderful place to meet hookers"
" I'm asked, 'Have you ever wasted four months of
your life?' I'll be ready with an answer"
"'t go to Dave's barber"
" make Dave's coffee, add two scoops of French roast
for every cup of Dewar's"
"My parents lie and say I intern for Leno"
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Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
