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Thursday, January 08, 2004

Top Ten Things I Have Learned Interning At the LATE SHOW
(As presented by the LATE SHOW interns)
  
"Television is a magical dreamland of paying delivery guys and replacing toner cartridges"
"Late Show T-shirts are made in a sweatshop under the Ed Sullivan Theater"
" hours of work go into writing Dave's so-called 'fan mail'"
" differences allow you to distinguish Dave's twin poodles, Chablis and Chardonnay"
"Any idiot can become famous if they own a suit and can read a cue card"
"New York is a wonderful place to meet hookers"
" I'm asked, 'Have you ever wasted four months of your life?' I'll be ready with an answer"
"'t go to Dave's barber"
" make Dave's coffee, add two scoops of French roast for every cup of Dewar's"
"My parents lie and say I intern for Leno"
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