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TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
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TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Top Ten Signs Your Car Should Be Recalled
"Leaks brake fluid, transmission fluid and blood"
"It can only make left turns"
"Ambulances follow you around"
"It was rated a "Best Buy" by "Faulty
Wiring Magazine""
"It has the same battery as your watch"
"Heater control is marked "Low,"
"High" and "Sars""
"Page 74 of the owners' manual advises: "Car is
for display purposes only""
"Blue book value: $38.75"
"Seatbelts are made of delicious Taffy"
"Dealer promised engine would last as long as your
marriage to Britney Spears"
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
