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Thursday, January 15, 2004
Top Ten Al Roker Explanations For Why It's So Cold"
"An area of low pressure, which is formed in eastern
Canada, moved quickly southeast... oh, who am I kidding? I
have no idea what I'm talking about"
"You didn't hear it from me, but earth has spun out
of orbit and is hurdling away from the sun"
"With a Kuchinich Presidency still a slight
possibility, hell is beginning to freeze over"
"Who cares about the weather -- "Don't I look great?""
"The Gods are angry about that Britney Spears marriage"
"Someone must have left the Ed Sullivan Theater doors open"
"If I actually knew, don't you think I'd be doing
something about it"
"Let's just say it's gonna stay cold 'till I get a raise"
"Don't know, but we could figure it out over a warm
snuggle by a roaring fire at my place"
"It's January, you pantywaists -- get over it!!"
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