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Monday, June 07, 2004

Top Ten Things Overheard At Jennifer Lopez's Wedding
  
Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?
We're gathered here today because Jennifer Lopez is apparently trying to break some sort of record
Her ass looked like the ass of a princess
You may now divorce the bride
Even the minister is rolling his eyes
I always cry at Jennifer Lopez's weddings
Wow, season one of 'Sanford and Son' on DVD! What a thoughtful gift, Dave!
This was fun - - see you at her next one
Hey, small world - - I'm a divorce lawyer, too
Honey, why does the cake read 'Ben'?
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These crab puffs are J-Loathsome!

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Do you promise to love, honor and cherish this woman's slammin' booty?

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This guy isn't as Afflecky as the last

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If Jennifer sings a song, let's pretend I have appendicitis and get the hell out of here

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