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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Tuesday, June 08, 2004
Top Ten Things New Yorkers Can Do To Reduce Noise
If you plan a drive-by shooting, you must use a silencer
Don't scream because you see a rat; only scream if a rat
bites you
If you see someone with the hiccups, kill 'em
Use gentle whisper when telling someone to go screw themselves
Check into a hotel instead of having sex in the alley
Elect a mayor who'll let people smoke indoors again
Tell construction workers, "Turn off that damn jackhammer!"
Quietly remove jackhammer from your ass
Fewer angry beatings - - more stabbings
Put Regis on decaf
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Replace blaring police sirens with sound of little kitties purring
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Instead of screaming for help, encourage those in need to
fend for themselves
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Soundproof Ed Sullivan Theater to contain thunderous gales
of laughter
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
