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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, June 10, 2004
Top Ten Signs The Actor Playing Harry Potter Is Too Old
Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef
and cigarettes
Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured
by liver spots
He flies around on a magic walker
New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at
neighborhood kids to get off his lawn
Title of his next movie: "Harry Potter and the quest
to see Cameron Diaz naked"
Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the
same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn
Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set
He's the new spokesman for lipitor
70 percent of his lines - - "What'd you say?"
He's often mistaken for Letterman
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Filming frequently delayed while makeup applied to his 5
o'clock shadow
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He's dating Angela Lansbury
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He's replacing Florence Henderson as spokesperson for Polident
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For Christmas, got the new Norelco T860 Beard Trimmer
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Constantly complaining about his crap-ass mortgage rate
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Spends his downtime drinking Jack Daniels with the grips
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All his wizardry is used to try and fix his broken hip
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
