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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, December 16, 2004
Top Ten Things That Sound Sexy When Said By America's Next
Top Model presented by Eva Pigford
The atomic weight of Barium 137.34.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Taco Bell beef and cheese Chalupa.
The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching,
stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine.
Gesundheit.
This soup tastes like Dioxin.
Spongebob Squarepants.
Castrol is engineered to provide maximum protection
against viscosity and thermal breakdown.
Hoobastank.
All this and Andy Rooney, tonight on "60 Minutes."
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight.
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
