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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Top Ten Other Changes At CNN
  
Wolf Blitzer changing name to Blitz Wolfer.
When covering a hard story, reporters ask, "What would Jack Daniels do?"
Every Sunday it's "WKRP in Cincinnati" marathons!
Reporters must make quotation marks with fingers when calling Bush "President".
They're putting Lou Dobbs on steriods.
Every night, one lucky viewer receives an on-air physical from Dr. Sanjay Gupta.
Last 10 minutes of newscasts achors sing hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today.
Let's just say Paula Zahn is now Paul Zahn.
Changing name to CNNN.
Interactive feature allows viewers to administer painful electric shock to Larry King.
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Paying Courtney Love $1,000 a week to make news and act nuts.

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Just airing reruns of old NBC news with Brokaw.

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Judy Woodruff has been asked to "shake her moneymaker".

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More in depth reporting about kitties.

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Each week Trump will fire one anchor.

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Increase in number of reporters embedded with waitresses at Hooters.

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