CBS Logo

Friday, August 05, 2005

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Spending Too Much Time On The Internet
  
Used to be called "Larry"--now calls himself "Larry dot com"
Every conversation turns into a sales pitch for low-interest morgage rates
On his wall, poster of Jonathan Schwartz, president and chief operating officer of sun microsystems
You call it a cold--he calls it being infected with spyware
Bought his prom date on eBay
Only thing on his iPod-- that dial-up modem connection sound
You found a stack of wired magazines underneath his bed
Sitting alone in a room has left him with the people skills of Dick Cheney
You have to move because he lost your house to an online casino
You catch him Googling himself
·

Sorry!!! There were no Top Ten Extras delivered to us today!!

"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009
Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
 Watch now
Regis's Big Show Idea
Regis & Dave? Find out what Regis wants to do at the end of every show.
 Watch now
Part 1, July 31, 2009
 Watch now
Dave Matthews Band (II)
 Watch now
Print Send to a friend

Advertisement