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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Top Ten Ways Osama Bin Laden Can Boost His Popularity
Release all videotaped messages in high-definition
Claim responsibility for terrorist attack on Suge Knight's Leg
Start a daily beard care blog
No more five-week vacations to his ranch in Islamabad
Make April 27th "take your goat to work day"
Guest star on an episode of "Will & Grace"
as Jack's new hottie boyfriend Todd
Offer employee pricing on all 2005 camels
Come up with signature catchphrase such as "oh, for
the love of hummus!"
Go on Oprah and bravely discuss battle with low self-esteem
Die
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Appeal to youthful demographic by wearing his turban backwards
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Arrange a sham marriage to Katie Holmes
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At the end of chilling audiotapes, offer traffic and
weather updates
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Match Al Qaeda members' 401k contributions
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Found new rock group: Halal & Oates
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Ditch the blind Sheikh and get a monkey sidekick
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Shave beard in glitzy Gilette Mach 3 commercial
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Wear more pastels
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Move headquarters from Afghanistan-Pakistan border to hip
Aspen, Colarado
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Change his name to O Siddy
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Finally divulge top secret recipe for Goat Wellington
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Lighten up video messages with sassy ventriloquest's dummy
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
