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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Top Ten Ways New York Will Be Different If Donald Trump
Becomes Governor
Cover the state with a 55,000 square mile combover
Instead of tax refunds, New Yorkers would be comped two
nights at the Trump Taj Mahal Atlantic City
New state name: Trumpsylvania
Mandatory school prayer forcing kids to thank God for Trump
Hard to believe, but we'd have a first lady even hotter
than Libby Pataki
Plan to buy New Jersey and use it for storage
People visiting New York welcomed by casino greeter Gerry Cooney
Pretty much the same, only Trumpier
In case of another transit strike, he'll buy everyone
their own jet pack
With Trump in Albany, Manhattan no longer smells like
Dewar's and Brut
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Frenzied speculation over what name Trump'll go with for
the Governor's mansion
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All state business conducted in boardroom set
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Close the budget deficit by re-allocating Ivana's alimony checks
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You can finally pay tolls with leftover poker chips
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The state has a billion dollar deficit, no problem, he's
got that on him
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of July 27, 2009 Adam, Katie, Eric, Amy, Mark and more. All the best LS highlights from the week of July 27, 2009.
