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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Getting Free Surgery
  
"Hey, doesn't that guy work at Benihana?"
"Are there hidden charges for parts and labor?"
"Do I tip?"
"Didn't I see this guy on '60 Minutes'?"
"Will this be like the time I got a root canal at the car wash?"
"Would I like to be on the Maury episode 'Free Surgery Horror Stories'?"
"Should Gastric Bypass surgery be cheaper than gum?"
"Isn't this how Bob Denver died?"
"Wasn't that Joan Rivers in the waiting room?"
"Should I use the money I'm saving for a whore?"
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