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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Top Ten Signs The Guy In The Cubicle Next To You Is Michael Jackson
Fax machine always clogged with subpoenas
There's a llama tethered to the water cooler
Only cubicle that has a ferris wheel
Carpet is covered with sequins and monkey hair
Asks if office has a third option besides "Men's
Room" and "Ladies' Room"
Borrows your Wite-Out to touch up his face
Recycling bin is filled with surgical masks
They canceled "Bring Your Child to Work Day"
He answers his phone with a high-pitched "hee hee"
Everyone around te office is asking who the new white
chick is
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Break room refrigerator has been replaced by a hyperbaric chamber
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His day planner reads: Lunch with Webster
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Every time he sends a fax there's a crazy lady in the
parking lot releasing doves
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His 1040 tax form claims Elephant Man's bones as a dependent
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Asks if company health plan covers cheek sculpting
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Asks HR department if there's an opening on custodial
staff for brother Tito
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You hear a woman next to you anwser the phone "Hello,
this is Michael"
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You keep getting wrong numbers from Tito and Jermaine
asking to borrow money
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