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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Top Ten Things I Have Learned In The Last 24 Years
  
If you want a month off, try quintuple bypass surgery
An exotic animal taking a leak on your desk equals comedy gold
Before makeup, Regis looks like an Arizona drifter
Treat the audience to free iPods
We can't afford free iPods
The only thing funnier than a horny president is an idiot president
Number 4 in the Top Ten is never funny
Rehearsal is for sissies
Martha taught me there's no sex better than "I'm outta the joint" sex
CBS will tolerate a bad talk show longer than NBC
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