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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Top Ten Surprises In The Dick Cheney Interview
  
Admitted he's the guy who popped a cap in Suge Knight
Sentenced himself to a week at Gitmo
He's engaged to Katie Holmes
Revealed list of the next ten old guys he plans to shoot
Pinned Brit Hume to the wall with a ninja throwing star
Chalked the whole thing up to 'roid rage
Spent most of the time talking about who's going to win "American Idol"
His clumsy attempt to pin the entire thing on Michael Brown
Claims it was all part of the plan to make Bush look smarter
Stunning admission: "The gun was loaded and so was I"
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Deeply regrets not finishing the guy off

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Robert Blake and O.J. called in to lend their support

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Wearing flannel shirt borrowed from lesbian daughter

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Vowed to hunt himself down and bring himself to justice

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Kept plugging "Big Momma's House 2"

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Every 3 minutes Cheney needed a "Heart Attack Break"

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First use of phrase "puttin' a cap in that old fool's ass" since Vice President Spiro Agnew

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The bandolier of bullets across his naked chest

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