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TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Top Ten Things I, Peter Griffin, Would Like To Say To America
"If George Bush had Dick Cheney's first name, his
name would be Dick Bush and I'll tell you I'd listen to a
lot more of his speeches"
"Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?"
"Shouldn't Crystal Bernard be in 'Playboy' by now...
I mean we did our part and sat through seven seasons of 'Wings'"
"Laura Bush killed a guy"
"This is the best moment in television since Mr.
Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted"
"Did you know Jim Belushi had a brother who was in
TV, too?"
"Hey Ben Affleck and Matt Damon we're all still
waiting on that second Oscar-winning script"
"I have always wanted to do this...ladies and
gentlemen, the Max Weinberg Seven"
"If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't
care for you as a person"
"We should all buy more American-made products which
at last check are down to porn and cheeseburgers"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
