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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're On A Lame Spring Break
Your hotel room offers a breathtaking view of the Persian Gulf
The package is 5 days, 2 nights
Closest thing you get to a sunburn is a rash from the
hotel linens
Instead of a wet t-shirt contest, there's a less
satisfying "wet hat" contest
Limbo stick looks an awful lot like a human femur
Difference between the presidential suite and a regular
room? Free Q-Tips
Ask where to take a swim, the concierge suggests mall fountain
The bed in your room is not a water bed but it's awfully damp
Conga line ends at Scientology Center
Most action you got was when mom kissed you goodbye
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Only thing in minibar is medicine for asbestos poisoning
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The sign at the concierge reads: "Watch out for black
market organ thieves and enjoy your stay!"
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Everyone on the beach is wearing Hazmat suits
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Let's just say the hottest "girl" there has an
artificial hip
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Instead of tiny umbrella in your drink, there's a severed finger
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