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Thursday, April 13, 2006
Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Easter Bunny
Costume is made from rabbits he hit on the interstate
Not really a hop -- more of a drug impaired stumble
Before kids get candy they have to sit through a
presentation about timeshare condos
Keeps saying, "Jesus? No doesn't ring a bell..."
He's been wearing the suit since November
Easter basket is filled with menthol cigarettes
Hides five eggs and the body of a drifter
He's wearing a yarmulke
Tells you for an extra thousand bucks he won't rat you out
to the New York Post
He disappears for hours with Whitney Houston
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You say you like the bunny costume, he replies "What costume?"
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He meows
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Uses the words "bitches" and "ho's"
more than most bunnies
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Your wife just gave birth to a kid with floppy foot-long ears
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All the eggs seem to be hidden in casinos and strip joints
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
