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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Marrying A 104-Year-Old Woman
  
"Will I get along with her parents?"
"What if the day after we get married I meet a hot 103-year-old?"
"Will the wedding cake fit through a straw?"
"Should I go on Springer or Montel?"
"Do I mind that her ex is Orville Wright?"
"Does Sunnyvale Retirement Home offer a honeymoon package?"
"Would I be better off marrying two 52-year-olds?"
"Will this still be a good idea when the tequila wears off?"
"How much longer can I make her think I'm Bob Barker?"
"When do we get to consummate this bad boy?"
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