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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Top Ten Surprises in George W. Bush's Speech
Immigration crackdown began after he caught Laura hitting
on the White House pool boy
Referred to Mexicans as "people of the sombrero"
Onscreen ticker kept track of his rapidly falling approval rating
Frequent references to "my good friend Cheech"
Not enough time discussing border patrol, too much time
discussing the new "Facts of Life" DVD box set
In retaliation, Mexico may forbid American girls from
going wild in Cancun
Stirring moment when he declared, "Ich bin ein chalupa"
Appealed to Zorro for help
Instead of "My fellow Americans," began speech
with, "Sup bitches"
Important points punctuated by a shotgun blast from Cheney
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Not only chugged a bottle of tequila, he also ate the worm
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When Bush asked what a 29% approval rating worked out to
"in pesos"
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Number of times Bush refferred to Mexico as "our
neighbor to the north"
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Gave a shout-out to the departing President Bartlett
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Long story about crazy things he used to do in Tijuana
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of June 23 - 27, 2008 Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Lyle the Intern, Dave reviews "The Dark Knight" and much more.
