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Monday, June 12, 2006

Top Ten Secrets Found In Al-Zarqawi's Safe House
  
He occasionally liked to dress up in a frilly pink burqa
Osama's been staying at a Red Roof Inn in Tulsa for over two years
He introduced Saddam to the joy of eating Doritos in your underpants
iPod packed with nothing but Tony Orlando and Dawn
Was hoping to be the next "View" co-host
According to his will, he left everything to the Boys and Girls Club of Long Island
The song "Rhinestone Cowboy" always made him cry
Refrigerator was fully stocked with Hebrew National Hot Dogs
High school yearbook shows he was voted "Most Likely to Start a Jihad"
Signed off on all Al-Qaeda correspondence with "Zarqawi, out"
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