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Monday, August 21, 2006

Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You
  
He carved your initials in an infidel
Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up
Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday
You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear
Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws
Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists
Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'"
He lets you call him "Ossie"
New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales
He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants
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