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Monday, August 21, 2006
Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You
He carved your initials in an infidel
Always gets the camel washed and waxed before he picks you up
Never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday
You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you
Barry Manilow's ear
Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws
Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching
hatred for the Zionists
Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad
me at 'Hello'"
He lets you call him "Ossie"
New intelligence reports put his whereabouts at Zales
He says every time he thinks of you, there's an uprising
in his pants
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