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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A NASCAR Driver
Kasey Kahne: "Anyone know how to drive a stick?"
Jeff Gordon: "Does this gas taste funny to you?"
Jeff Burton: "I don't care much for country music or beer"
Mark Martin: "Switch the 'r' and 'c' in 'racing' and
you get 'caring'"
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "Wow, Letterman looks so young in person"
Denny Hamlin: "You're looking at a guy who can drive
500 miles without taking a leak"
Kyle Busch: "A truly great driver doesn't mind asking
for directions, am I right, ladies?"
Kevin Harvick: "It would be nice if the guys in the
pits occasionally surprised me with a piece of carrot cake
or something"
Jimmie Johnson: "The Nextel Cup is great, but what
I'm really excited for is Late Show Ventriloquist Week"
Matt Kenseth: "If you think I'm fast in my car, you
should see me in the bedroom"
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
