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Monday, September 25, 2006

Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Isn't Really Dead
  
He's appearing in Atlantic City this weekend with Tony Danza
He's been updating his MySpace page all week
Called Mike and the Mad Dog this afternoon to complain about the Giants
He's captain of the Muslim team on the all new "Survivor"
New issue of "People" has photos of him canoodling with Nicole Richie
Empty case of Yoo-Hoo was recently discovered in lawless border region of Afghanistan
Spotted at Al-Qaeda's annual "Lunatic Father-Son Cookout"
During Fashion Week, he unveiled his fall line of turbans
Why do you think Whitney and Bobby split?
New tape featuring Osama declaring Jihad on tainted spinach
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Well someone called the Tora Bora Domino's yesterday to order a large pepperoni and goat pizza

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Mentions Tickle Me Extreme Elmo in latest threatening audiotape

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Somebody in the mountainous border region of Pakistan just leased an '07 camel with every available option

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The same newspaper also reported: "Al Gore's Ass: Not Fat"

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Performed a killer Cha Cha on Al Jazeera's "Dancing with the Terrorists"

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