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Friday, September 29, 2006

Top Ten Signs You Watch Too Much Television
  
Named your kids C-SPAN, C-SPAN 2 and The Weather Channel
You skipped your wedding for a "Yes, Dear" marathon
In difficult situations, you ask yourself, "What would Chachi do?"
Your hair can best be described as "Trumpy"
The only thing wider than your television is your gigantic ass
You forget your anniversary, but you remember Regis and Joy's anniversary
Three words: Lou Dobbs tattoo
Can tell which "Cheers" rerun it is by the way Ted Danson says, " 'Cheers' was filmed before a live studio audience"
Can't hear the phrase, "Deal Or No Deal?" without becoming aroused
Hell, you're even watching this show
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