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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Voting For Schwarzenegger
  
"Do I feel comfortable having a governor who oils his chest?"
"Have I thoroughly considered Stallone, Van Damme and Seagal?"
"Is 'Come on, it'll be funny' a good reason to vote for someone?"
"Has he done enough to make California a laughingstock?"
"How can I be sure he'll be just as Schwarzeneggy this time around?"
"Can I bench-press more today than I could three years ago?"
"What would Predator do?"
"Will he cut taxes on steroids?"
"He won't embarrass us, will he?"
"Have I lost my mind?"
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"They're not gonna make me spell it, are they?"

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"To understand his victory speech, will I have to buy an 'English To Broken English' dictionary?"

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"Is he pro-wiener schnitzel?"

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"Is there anyone less qualified I could vote for?"

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"Would I rather write-in Lou Ferrigno?"

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