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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Top Ten John Kerry Excuses
Lightheaded from too much Botox
Hasn't been himself since he heard Bob Barker is retiring
Remark was an ill-conceived, careless blunder, kind of
like the war
Just displaying that famous wit that cost him the 2004 election
Hoped saying something really stupid would make him seem
more presidential
Too much Halloween candy
Relax, the election is months away
So I botched a joke -- Letterman does it every night
On the advice of his friend Mel Gibson, he's blaming it on
the Jews
"Hey, it was still funnier than most of the jokes on
this list"
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
