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Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Top Ten Things Overheard Outside Saddam Hussein's Execution
"Would it have killed him to wear a tie?"
"You know he left his entire estate to The Boys and
Girls Club of New Jersey?"
"Four dollars for a goat dog?"
"I loved it when Chemical Ali sang, 'Wind Beneath My Wings"
"Not what he had in mind"
"Let's start the wave"
"Is it too soon to start hitting on his wives?"
"Ryan Seacrest did a nice job on the countdown"
"Uday and Qusay wanted to be here, but they were too
busy rotting in Hell"
"He's dropped faster than Bush's poll numbers"
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"Good news Saddam, I just saved 15% on my car
insurance by switching to Geico"
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"We forgot the noose...someone run to Home Depot"
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"His last words were 'Before I die, I want to know
what's going to happen on Lost'"'
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
