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Friday, January 12, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is Too Fat
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Instead of "Ruff," he barks "Ruffles"
Ticks that suck his blood die from high cholesterol
Strangers mistake him for a fat guy in a dog suit
Collar is a forty-eight inch belt from Today's Man
Answers to the name "Cheney"
His dish is filled with Kibbles, Bits, and Lipitor
Dog door is larger than your front door
Put his head out the window and the car tipped over
He's the only dog that knows how to work a deep fryer
Never have to say "Stay" since his fat ass never moves
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It's half poodle/half Kristie Alley

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Every time he hands you his paw, there's mayonnaise on it

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His breed is Golden Arches retriever

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His beefy frame and matted fur lead people to mistake him for Donald Trump

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Gets winded just thinking about chasing his tail

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He buries sticks of butter in the backyard

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