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Friday, April 27, 2007

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your Prom
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"The theme is 'A Night in Gitmo' "
"The janitor is making a fresh batch of punch"
"I couldn't afford a corsage, so I bought you some Iceberg lettuce" -- who wants to hear that at their prom?
"For this next dance, I want all you Sunnis to grab a Shiite"
"I plan on having sex tonight -- not with you of course"
"Would you like to go someplace quiet and discuss the joys of Scientology?"
"Surprise! I wore my Spock ears!"
"Are you a cop?"
"Paris Hilton will attend anything"
"Nice dress, Carl"
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