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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Top Ten Signs Fidel Castro Is Fully Recovered
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Every morning, 45 minutes of torture, followed by 45 minutes of cardio
His coat is shiny and his nose is wet
Organized six guerillas to rob Mick Jagger's apartment
His 1959 Chrysler Imperial was spotted at IHOP
In NFL draft, was picked before Brady Quinn
Recently pimped out his MySpace
Returned to favorite hobbies of his youth like tennis and kidnapping
Tried to get on Late Show Impressionist Week 2 doing Pacino in "Scarface"
He's put on 30 pounds, he's wearing fatigues, he's spewing propaganda... Wait, that's Rosie O'Donnell
Hasn't had a "Cuban Missle Crisis" in some time, if you know what I mean
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He's slated to start tomorrow for the Yankees

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If Hugo Chavez says he's fully recovered, then he's fully recovered

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Heartbeat has gone from mambo to samba

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