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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Top Ten Signs President Bush Needs A Vacation
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Ordered a full-scale invasion of Turks and Caicos
Staffers found him having a conversation with a coat rack
Asked CIA director to have Jason Bourne join hunt for Osama
Hasn't stopped sobbing since he was passed over for "The Price is Right"
Has only seen the new Harry Potter movie four times
Only seems half as Bushy as usual
Instead of signing bills, now licks 'em
So overworked he's pronouncing words correctly. Boo-ya!
He's been drinking like an astronaut
Hasn't given Laura the ol' "veto" in months
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