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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying The Pope's Used Car
  
"Will I be able to see through the stained glass windshield?"
"Can I keep the vanity license plate, 'Holydude'?"
"Will he throw in the Creedence tapes in the glove compartment?"
"What would Jesus do?"
"Should I get something cheaper like Billy Graham's old Jeep Wagoneer?"
"Will it upset my Jewish friends?"
"Does His Holiness know why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?"
"When's the last time he washed this thing, the Reformation?" Come on, people -- read a book
"If I drive it, will God actually be my co-pilot?"
"Will this get me laid?"
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