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Friday, August 24, 2007

Top Ten Signs You've Chosen The Wrong College
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Brochures read "As Advertised on 'Maury'"
Your school is in Pennsylvania. Your dorm is in Oklahoma
Cafeteria meals contain tainted Chinese dog food
Popular fraternity is "Sigma Alpha Danza"
Only paper a professor published was a letter in "Penthouse"
School's motto is: "Truth, Scholarship, Pudding"
"Homework" always seems to involve sewing running shoes in a sweatshop
Tuition can be paid in Camel Cash
Most famous alum? David Letterman
Roommate keeps telling you how much nicer it is than the joint
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