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Friday, September 14, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win An Emmy
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You've been described as Hasselhoff-esque
It's a reality show about people looking for a good deal on patio furniture
There is no "Outstanding CSI Coprse" category
Once a week you get your ass kicked on one of them Mexican talk shows
Only laugh you've heard all year was when the judges received your ballot
Hoping to get nominated for writing Osama's latest hate-fueled rant
Show is just YouTube video of you getting hit in nuts
Your show is even more confusing than "Lost"
Only appearance on television this year was Maury informing you that you're a daddy
Your name is Regis
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There is no category for ATM surveillance cameras

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You're 45 and your name is Scott Baio

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Played "Clyon #24" in an episode of "Battlestar Galactica"

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Up against Tony Danza for "Best Danza"

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On your show 12 people are stranded on an island...Staten Island

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