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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Top Ten Things Overheard During President Ahmadinejad's Trip to New York City
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"Being here makes me realize how much I miss torturing dissidents"
"I would like to meet 'Whoopi'"
"For a blood-thirsty madman, he dressed pretty sharp"
"Let's go to Mahmoud on the car phone who wants to talk about Notre Dame football"
"He looks more 'Ahmadinejad-I' in person"
"Yes, Mahmoud, I got it-- In America you watch TV, In Iran TV watches you"
"Death to overpriced midtown parking garages"
"Instead of dealing in terror, maybe we should look into this sugar business"
"You call this Times Square? Where's the porn?"
"I thought I was a prick, but then I met Donald Trump"
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"I bought some plutonium cheap off of Craigslist"

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"Who's hungry for pigs in a blanket at Ihop?"

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"What do you mean McDonald's doesn't sell goat?"

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"He wants to speak at Columbia? Wow, our President avoids going to college"

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"The President of Iran requests two tickets to the 4:30 PM showing of Mr. Woodcock"

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"How can there be so many 'Original Ray's Pizza' shops?"

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