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Monday, October 01, 2007

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Marrying Michael Jackson
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"Are OJ Simpson, Phil Spector and Robert Blake spoken for?"
"Does the hyperbaric chamber fit two?"
"Technically, is Michael the bride or the groom?"
"Is the best man a llama?"
"Will it bother me when he uses my make-up?"
"If I do this, which one of us will people call 'the crazy one'?"
"Can I put up with being a 'football widow' during the NFL season?"
"What would Liza Minnelli do?"
"Will he let me raise our monkeys Jewish?"
"How long can I put off consummating this thing?"
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