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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Team Isn't Going To Win The World Series
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4. Team falls behind during the National Anthem
7. You're leading the league in bypasses
1. Arrive in Anaheim -- game is in Philadelphia
5. Team is on Letterman parallel parking
10. Clubhouse pep-talk from Larry David has left team nervous and insecure
2. Only pre-game stretching comes in the form of a "wide bathroom stance"
8. Players frequently miss at-bats because they're in line for beer
6. Your first baseman is actually named "Who" (Just think of the confusion)
3. Insert New York Mets joke here
9. Manager leaves after seventh inning to beat the traffic
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Reporters ask for players' comments on losing the game, before it starts

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Outfielders preoccupied playing Texas Hold 'Em on their Blackberries

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Shortstop says he has to miss game two to watch "Dancing With The Stars"

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No, it's not your imagination-- your centerfielder's got a droopy ass

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They said they're only going to give it 109%

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After every pitch, catcher goes to sell ball on eBay

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Most of their equipment's homemade

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Infield cluttered with player's yoga mats

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Costumed mascot is also the cleanup hitter

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