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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Top Ten Things Overheard At The Late Show Fire
 Top Ten   
"Here's the problem -- Dave left his hairpiece too close to the boiler"
"Everybody follow the rats to safety"
"Does this count as the Late Show Christmas party?"
"Too bad the funny Top Ten list was destroyed"
"I should have used more gasoline"
"No, Mr. Walker, we don't believe the cause was dyn-o-mite"
"Now that we have fire, this place truly is like hell"
"No number 3 -- writer loopy from smoke inhalation"
"Hey, the theater's now up to a toasty 54 degrees"
"Forget the interns, Dave, save yourself!"
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"Damn you, Al Qaeda!"

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"Maybe O.J.'s creating a diversion so he can loot the place"

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"I haven't seen people leave a building that fast since last night's audience"

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"Where's Spider-man?"

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