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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot
 Top Ten   
"Am I exposing myself to a computer virus?"
"Is this thing grounded?"
"Should I buy the robot dinner?"
"Is calling a hooker less embarrassing?"
"Am I AC or DC?"
"Is it programmed for low expectations?"
"Instead of a robot, should I join a gym?"
No number 3 -- writer having sex with robot
"Will she get jealous if I spend time with the toaster?"
"If I want sex with something cold and heavy, I'll try my wife"
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"Is this hitting rock bottom?"

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"Is this going to get me thrown out of Circuit City?"

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"Can I program it to cuddle?"

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"Do I need to worry about robot birth control?"

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