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Friday, January 11, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard on George W. Bush's Trip to The Middle East
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"Where can I buy one of them flying carpets?"
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, it's me, the guy who rammed democracy down your throats"
"Is the war over yet?"
"I know your name's Mahmoud, but I'm gonna call you 'Manny'"
"Gas up Air Force One -- W. wants to go to Reno"
"Tell Cheney he doesn't have to call me every time he has a heart attack"
"I wonder if Jackoway hammered out that interim agreement with Hamas"
"That's not a kitty, sir, it's a Sphinx"
"It's nice to finally put a face to the devastation I've created"
"My next stop -- the Middle West!"
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"Is this where they shot 'Larry of Arabia'?"

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"Remind me to pick up some duty free 'roids for Clemens"

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"Why can't I ever make a state visit to Graceland?"

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"It's so much bigger than the version at Epcot"

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