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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Exhausted
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Spends most of her time campaigning in Sleepy's mattress stores
Barely has enough energy to lie about battling Bosnian snipers
Last night, spent 2 hours debating a coat rack
Agreed not to dispute Florida and Michigan delegates in exchange for a nap
Announced a new tax break for kitties
Greeted Philadelphia voters with, "It's great to be back in Tacoma!"
She's mismatching her pantsuits -- man, she must be exhausted!
When asked how she'd fight terrorism, she said two words: "Iron Man"
3 AM phone call? "Let the machine get it"
So tired, she actually crawled in to bed with Bill
Johnny Depp Doesn't Watch His Own Movies
He's one of the biggest stars in the world -- so why doesn't Johnny Depp watch his own movies?
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Megan Unmarried
Megan Fox explains why she's in no rush to get hitched. Plus: an exclusive look at the new "Transformers" movie!
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Top Ten Governor Mark Sanford Excuses
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