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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Exhausted
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Spends most of her time campaigning in Sleepy's mattress stores
Barely has enough energy to lie about battling Bosnian snipers
Last night, spent 2 hours debating a coat rack
Agreed not to dispute Florida and Michigan delegates in exchange for a nap
Announced a new tax break for kitties
Greeted Philadelphia voters with, "It's great to be back in Tacoma!"
She's mismatching her pantsuits -- man, she must be exhausted!
When asked how she'd fight terrorism, she said two words: "Iron Man"
3 AM phone call? "Let the machine get it"
So tired, she actually crawled in to bed with Bill
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